Friday, 27 February 2026

VOD: Scream 7 (dir: Kevin Williamson, 2026)

"You did theatre?"
"Not since college..."

Following a well-publicised rocky road with production and personnel, Scream 7 arrives as a reasonably slick and entertaining product.  Following the re-energising and subsequent big city relocation of the franchise for Radio Silence's enjoyable V and VI, the return of the very first film's scripter Kevin Williamson doubles down on the nostalgia front and the franchise's female leads.  After a slightly drawn-out signature pre-title sequence, the first act establishes Sidney's quiet life in a small town (rather like Woodsboro) with her sheriff  husband and children (including her fractious relationship with older teen daughter, Tatum) that is soon upended by the appearance of her old nemesis Ghostface, seemingly the deceased Stu from the original movie, and a familiar string of kills and personal threat follows.  The first act is somewhat talky and determined to reference all the the previous movies as much as possible, but it then does not take long for the fast, furious and somewhat mean-spirited murders to decimate Sidney and her daughter's immediate circle, reducing the possible suspects dramatically (with an outcome that is not dissimilar to one of the Friday The 13th films).  As has become typical of recent long-running horror franchises, the focus is on the empowered female leads, and indeed Courtney Cox and the returning Neve Campbell are undoubtedly excellent in these roles, with Isabel May a strong addition as teen daughter Tatum, and the males largely expendable (although Joe McHale gives solid support as a good husband for Sidney, and Asa Germann is good fun as the neighbour's star-struck son).  If there is an issue - and it is for the franchise as a whole rather than singling out this particular film - it is that it again follows the exact same narrative template as its predecessors, so it becomes a case of doing it well (which Scream 7 does by and large, notably in the pacier action moments) rather than creating  something genuinely innovative - one can only imagine what Christopher Landon's take on the material might have been.   There is a lot of fan-pleasing here, from unexpected cameos to almost throwaway references (which will bemuse viewers without much knowledge of the previous films), and Williamson still knows how to deliver some wry grim humour, although there is an annoying over-reliance on isolating characters by responding to unlikely off-scream noises.  There is obviously value in seeing Sidney re-positioned as a middle-aged mother here, and Scream 7 is a solid entry in the franchise, but its over-familiarity and desperate clinging to the past is a tad concerning going forward.  Note: the mid-credits sequence is nothing more than a trio of seemingly inessential improvised outtakes.
 

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