Sunday 20 June 2010

FILM: MacGruber (dir: Jorma Taccome, 2010)

"Call 911! Call 911!"

This is Airplane! without the laughs, Garth Marenghis's Darkplace without the wit and understanding; MacGruber the movie is a genuine test of the audience's patience. This is another Saturday Night Live sketch stretched far too thinly for a full-length feature, as its poor US opening demonstrated. The premise (and the reasonably promising trailer) suggested it had something to offer, sending up the 80s teatime-staple TV show MacGyver, but like MacGruber's improvised tennis-ball-grenade in the film, it falls completely flat and is ineffective throughout. Val Kilmer turns in a non-performance as villain Dieter Von Cunth, and in contrast Will Forte gives a desperate and unappealing performance as MacGruber, using Will Ferrell-style over-emoting and grimacing as a substitute for real comedy and timing. Kristen Wiig has the character with perhaps most comedic potential, the dizzy blonde mistress of hopeless disguise Vicki St. Elmo, and she battles valiantly with a lightweight script and little opportunity to develop the role with limited success. Surprisingly, the film's strongest and most effective performances come from Powers Boothe and Ryan Phillippe as the 'straight men', which says it all about this empty and ultimately very weak comedy,which does not quite plumb the depths of Meet The Spartans, but comes perilously close.

DVD: 13: Game Of Death (dir: Chukiat Sakveerakul, 2006)

"People today hide behind morality. It's just a mask."

Saw and Hostel have had a global influence on the horror genre worldwide in the noughties, and this Thai film takes its inspiration from them but fashions a compelling and well-structured narrative that maintains viewer interest and actually has something valid to say about today's society. The director takes time at the start to paint an evocative portrait of the empty life of our protagonist Chit, a salesman drone for a big company (here, Yamaha) whose dull, frustrated existence falls apart and is offered salvation by participating in a mysterious gameshow, controlled via his mobile phone, with the offer of escalating sums of money for completing 13 tasks. The consequences of seemingly simple actions pull together in the manner of Stephen King's Needful Things, and the later tasks revel in some nicely-executed set pieces (watch out for Number 10!). Some of the acting performances may seem stylised to Western audiences, but Krissada Terrence throws himself into the lead role and his performance becomes much stronger as the film progresses. Production values are quite simple but the film shows ambition and uses a range of locations well. The 'twist' ending is pulled off quite effectively, leading the film to an inescapably dark and bleak conclusion. If Hollywood is looking for another film to re-make for lazy Western audiences who cannot be bothered to read subtitles, 13: Game Of Death could actually work...but, as is so often the case, an 'American version' is completely unnecessary as the original film is fine as it stands.

Sunday 6 June 2010

DVD: His Name Was Jason - 30 Years of Friday The 13th (dir: Daniel Farrands, 2008)

"Jason can survive anything."

Considering how the UK DVD editions of the Friday The 13th films have been starved of extras, Anchor Bay's two-disc documentary goes a very long way to sate the fans of this oft-maligned but much-loved horror franchise. The first disc is the 90-minutes long documentary itself, featuring an extraordinary number of Friday actors, writers, directors and crew (including every Jason!); the main feature would have benefited, however, from giving more time to those actually involved instead of some unnecessary 'talking heads' from the horror world (although some of the interviews can be found in extended form on disc two). Tom Savini is as ever a genial host, although the framing walkthrough of the theme park attraction becomes irritating. It would be churlish to point out some absences (e.g from leading cast members) when there is so much on offer, and to see key actors such as Adrienne King and Amy Steel talk about their roles with such enthusiasm is a joy. Indeed, King's subdued recounting of her obsessive stalker shows the real human background entwined with any level of the movie-making business. This is very much by fans for fans, and there is scope for more coverage of the series' fascinating transition from the-little-indie-that-could to studio franchise and the MPAA struggles, but overall each entry is covered positively in the limited time available. The second disc offers up extended interviews and the occasional treat (e.g. the visit to the original barn from Part III ), but other content is less essential (such as weak fan-films). Overall, His Name Was Jason is a treat for Friday fans, in spite of offering little that is really new in terms of information. It says something about the times when the original UK 18-rated video release of The Final Chapter saw a cut to Jason's death scene, yet here it is presented in its full glory on a DVD Exempt from Classification!

Thursday 3 June 2010

FILM: [REC]2 (dirs: Jaume Balaguero, Paco Plaza, 2010)

"Be very careful."
"Don't worry!"

[REC]2 could have been one of those completely unnecessary sequels, but it turns out to be great fun - at turns hilarious, brutal and revolting, staying true to the original but giving the story an unexpected new direction which actually works. The story picks up literally from the ending of the first film and wastes no time throwing a SWAT-style team into the 'infected' apartment block. As a sequel, it is fun to revisit locations from the first film and also to discover new locations within the confined space of the building, rather like the thrill of unlocking new levels in a videogame. This time the 'real' footage comes not only from cameras but also the troopers' helmet-cams, giving the added bonus of PIP and also using the helmet-mics, making the dialogue mostly very upfront and immediately intimate. Indeed, the well-developed soundscape demonstrates the potential missed in this area in Paranormal Activity. Riffs from other horror classics are blatant and often used very cleverly (to name any specifically here would be too much of a spoiler for the film's overall theme), and any concerns that Idiot Plot kicks in very early are dispelled by the fact that the characters acknowledge and react to these situations and choices. The cast throw themselves into the insanity wholeheartedly, and the convergent narrative strands are controlled very effectively. [REC]2 cannot quite match the shock value of the original film, but the attacks are ferocious and the surprises often inventive - this is a much better and far more enjoyable film than could have been expected.

FILM: The Losers (dir: Sylvain White, 2010)

"Donut! Donut! Donut!"

The Losers sounded such a good concept on paper, but the reality of it falls very short of the mark, sadly. By targeting a PG-13/12A classification, the film feels constantly compromised and misses opportunities to create real strength. The opening mission which sets the whole plot in motion is surprisingly powerful, but nothing else in the movie matches it, and once the plot starts jumping the shark with some ill-conceived 'comic book' events and characterisations it seems that it cannot stop doing it, and viewer interest becomes replaced by annoyed raised eyebrows. In an undernourished script, dialogue is frequently dull, and thankfully Chris Evans gets the best lines and uses his seemingly effortless comic timing and delivery to frequent good effect. Zoe Saldana is captivating if looking alarmingly skinny. Racial stereotyping and misogyny are uncomfortable throughout, and Jason Patric's hammy villain Max is at times almost unwatchable. Max says at one point that, "It's like giving a handgun to a six-year-old," and this sums up the filming and editing styles which seem to have been done by the lovechildren of Quentin Tarantino and Guy Ritchie. The Losers strives so hard to be cool, but ends up as mostly feeble.

Tuesday 1 June 2010

DVD: Daybreakers (dirs: Michael and Peter Spierig, 2010)

"Ow!"

Daybreakers is clearly a labour of love for the Spierig brothers, as witnessed by the exhaustive 'Making Of...' on the DVD which runs almost as long as the movie. The film looks polished with gleaming visuals and real attention to detail which effectively creates this alternate existence where vampirism rules. Sam Neill, Ethan Hawke and Willem Dafoe provide genuine credibility and gravitas, with a good turn by Michael Dorman as Hawke's conflicted brother - it is worth noting that female roles are scant and underwritten throughout - and Daybreakers is a sombre and serious attempt to give the vampire genre some dramatic weight which the Twilight franchise has taken away. There are some gleeful moments of splatter, notably in the early experiment scene with synthetic blood and also a couple of Day Of The Dead-style demises towards the end. The narrative becomes somewhat haphazard in the final half-hour, and overall this movie does not come close to the mythical and emotional punch of Near Dark, but Daybreakers is efficiently made and told and is to be credited for giving movie vampires back some, er, bite.