Sunday, 28 August 2011

FILM: Conan The Barbarian 3D (dir: Marcus Nispel, 2011)

"Conan?  That's it?"

Nispel's latest workman-like re-imagining does little to add to the 80s sword-and-sorcery efforts - it is more gritty, less camp and less cartoonish - and it certainly ticks all the genre boxes, with plenty of digital squelch and blood for today's audience.  This is a painfully simple revenge tale which consequently holds no narrative surprises, coupled with very basic characters, yet it merrily zips along from one set piece to the next leading to a berserk showdown at the end.  Jason Mamoa gives the title character imposing physicality and glowers a lot, and Stephen Lang and Rose McGowan are passable as one-dimensional baddies.  There is some excellent location shooting and design, and the soundscape is created to very good effect, including a suitably epic score by Tyler Bates that throws in the soaring heavenly choirs and the orchestral kitchen sink.  However, this film displays some of the most uneven post-3D-conversion work since The Green Hornet, which can be distractingly disappointing at times.  Conan The Barbarian 2011 is lively and well-mounted but ultimately does little that is new or truly engaging.

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