FILM: The Angry Birds Movie 3D (dirs: Clay Kaytis and Fergal Reilly, 2016)

"PIGGY-back rides?  Oh boy...."

The Angry Birds Movie is great fun but exhausting, with its effervescent sugar-rush pace and surprisingly relentless rapid-fire dialogue.  Pitched somewhere between the character-driven banter of the Madagascar films and the delicious madness of SpongeBob, Jon Vitti's screenplay provides a well-crafted origin story in a clear, simple and equally-effective three-act structure, densely packed with everything from unexpected throwaway pop references (an eclectic mix ranging from The Shining to X-Men to Rick Astley) to a non-stop barrage of visual and verbal gags (including a couple of pieces of very strong innuendo that even made it past the BBFC's U-certificate demands).  The attention to detail is enjoyable, from the excellent CGI lighting effects to the secondary characters (such as the Hugging Bird who no-one wants to hug, and the hilarious Mime Bird), and the top-line voice cast is immensely strong (in particular Jason Sudeikis as Red and Maya Rudolph as Matilda).  This film might not quite have the emotional heft of a Pixar/Disney animation, but as the first movie based on a smartphone app, this is very successful - but I don't think we can expect a Candy Crush movie any time soon.  And yes - there is even a mid-credits sting!

FILM: X-Men Apocalypse 3D (dir: Bryan Singer, 2016)

"I think we should hope for the best and prepare for the worst."

Like Revenge Of The Sith, this oddly muted superhero film serves as a bridge between the two X-Men film trilogies, and as such fulfils this role well, with really nice nods backwards and forwards throughout.  In its own right, however, Apocalypse is an adequate and competent blockbuster, but for a Bryan Singer X-Men movie it is surprisingly lacklustre and underwhelming.  Apart from Fassbender as Magneto, the undeniably strong cast seem to have little to actually get to grips with performance-wise (both for protagonists and antagonists), although Quicksilver again has a film-stealing scene and Tye Sheridan impresses as the young Scott Summers/Cyclops.  Interest-free dialogue scenes slow the film to a crawl at times, screaming out for more humour and for bringing together the team, which is saved for the final act with a reasonable final battle and large-scale destruction (Sydney Opera House buys it this time).  The 80s stylings are nicely done (the hair and Miami Vice fashions are fun), Isaac's villain has potential but is cruelly underused, but overall Apocalypse lacks some of the spirit and energy that have made this franchise a winner.

FILM: Bad Neighbours 2 aka Neighbours 2 (dir: Nicholas Stoller, 2016)

"We're good."
"Are we, though?"

Whilst the first film offered disposable fun, Bad Neighbours 2 is a standard sequel cash-grab, a paler imitation of the original that offers little more than an unashamed re-run of the main ideas but without the energy or engagement.  By switching the gender of the sorority neighbours from hell, the film becomes saddled with some awkwardly mixed messages on female empowerment and equality.  The banter between Rogen and Efron are probably the most successful parts of the movie, and Rogen and Byrne are reliable but working with weaker material, whilst Efron has more character notes to play with in a more mature role but still has to resort to taking his shirt off.  On this evidence, there would be little for a second sequel to offer.

FILM: Florence Foster Jenkins (dir: Stephen Frears, 2016)

"No chives!  What next, I wonder?"

Florence Foster Jenkins tells the very specific and unique tale of the 1930s socialite whose genuine love for the arts blinded her to her own performing shortcomings, i.e. a rather unpleasant-sounding singing voice.  Meryl Streep gives another superb character performance in the lead, Hugh Grant absolutely shines as her understanding husband and reminds us what a controlled and sympathetic actor he can be, and Big Bang's Simon Helberg works well as her perplexed accompanist.  Director Frears handles the mix of sadness and exuberance that made up Jenkins' life equally well, providing sufficient dramatic weight to what would otherwise could have been an insubstantial and annoying account.  Whilst a rather slight subject, the period recreations look and sound great, and Florence Foster Jenkins is nevertheless a rather charming, well-mounted feel-good tale that conveys the abundant joy of the unfettered human spirit most enjoyably.

VOD: Stung (dir: Benny Diaz, 2015)

"This party needs an autopsy."

This rather bizarre German/USA co-production gives rise to a very mixed cast of wildly varying quality in a typical cheap creature-feature.  At times Stung goes for some quite effective body-horror in the style of Carpenter's The Thing, but for the most part it is difficult to gauge whether or not the movie is aiming for intentional genre parody or is simply not very good - for example, the first full attack on the dullest garden party imaginable sees most of the guests flailing about with a range of levels of conviction in a vain attempt to interact with the post-added CGI for five minutes rather than running for cover.  In the lead role, Matt O'Leary is worryingly bland for the first act, but improves considerably as the stakes are raised when the giant killer wasps start attacking.  By the time it gets to the end, it goes completely mad and bizarre humour takes over, but Stung really is the kind of bargain-basement fodder we have all sat through before.

VOD: WolfCop (dir: Lowell Dean, 2014)

"What are you up to?"

WolfCop is another example of recent attempts to capture the essence of 80s VHS genre fodder, and to a large extent it succeeds very well.  This lo-fi Canadian production brings together a cult, a solar eclipse, a new moon, a dissolute cop, small town secrets and of course messy (physical) body-horror transformations in a heady genre mix that is particularly enjoyable in the first half, whilst the second half loses a little traction as plot overtakes entertainment.  Leo Fafard makes a job of playing the alcoholic cop/werewolf, mixing humour and drama well, and a lot of 80s genre movie tropes play well.  This is an encouraging attempt that is not always successful, but it has a lot of ideas and honesty in its execution.

VOD: Deathgasm (dir: Jason Lei Howden, 2015)

"I brought about the end of the world.  Biggest d**k move ever."

Recalling the spirit and physical effects of the early Peter Jackson movies, this low-budget New Zealand gorefest offers little that is new, but what it often lacks in quality is more than made up for by its energy and sheer willingness to try.  Apart from being supremely sweary, the adventures of our very-old-looking teenage rebels-without-a-clue are really quite sweet and endearing.  Clearly made with a love of the genre and some wry understanding of the conventions, although the heavy-metal angle gets wearisome at times, the demon-possessed zombie action is good fun and delightfully over-the-top.